Who we are
The Cranky Philosopher, DichterDenker (being the German language persona of the Cranky Philosopher), and owner / controller / (whatever else any ingenious legislator may come up with) of the CRANKY PHILOSOPHER website are Günter Anton Seydack, the latter being registered by that name in Germany’s registry of births. We are not royalty, but merely a philosophical and psychological case of split personality.
- Physical address: Blockmacherring 47, 18109 Rostock, Germany
- Contact number: +49 381 21001254
- Website address: https://crankyphilosopher.com/wp
- Contact email address is: support(at)crankyphilosopher(dot)com
So much for our right to privacy.
Here’s to your right to privacy:
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
We are committed to protecting your privacy and developing technology that gives you the most powerful and safe online experience. This Privacy Policy applies to the CRANKY PHILOSOPHER site and governs data collection and usage. By using the CRANKY PHILOSOPHER site, you consent to the data practices described in this statement.
Cookies
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Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.
We encourage you to review the privacy statements of websites you choose to link to from us so that you can understand how those websites collect, use and share your information. We are not responsible for the privacy statements or other content on websites outside of our website.
Analytics
Information about your computer hardware and software may be automatically collected by us. This information can include: your IP address, browser type, domain names, access times and referring website addresses. This information is used by us for the operation of the service, to maintain quality of the service, and to provide general statistics regarding use of our site.
Who we share your data with
We collect only analytics data (see above). This is used only for internal technical processes, and is not shared.
How long we retain your data
We don’t collect any personal data, and nothing is retained.
What rights you have over your data
We don’t retain any personal data.
Where we send your data
As we don’t collect any personal data, none of it is sent anywhere.
Your contact information
We don’t collect your contact information.
Additional information
How we protect your data
Data collected for the operation of the service, to maintain quality of the service, and to provide general statistics regarding use of our site, is stored on shared hosting servers of eUKHost.com.
What data breach procedures we have in place
We don’t collect any information about you that could result in a personal data breach.
Changes to this statement
We will occasionally update this Privacy Policy to reflect legal requirements, company and customer feedback. We encourage you to periodically review this Privacy Policy to be informed of how we are protecting your information.